Listen, my family are a bunch of eaters so you can only imagine the sizes we need to feel comfortable in our own clothing. To be honest we’ve always been larger than life so finding clothes can be quite the adventure. However, when I go to play cards with my friends I never have to worry about the Navy Blue CardPlayer Large Sport Shirt. Well, actually I have five of them because it’s nice to wear them around the house.
Trisha (my wife) thinks that I need to find other shirts to wear at home because she is tired of seeing me in navy blue. While this is true she does acknowledge that it is “my color” so it really just depends on what day she feels like complaining. So what did I do for her birthday a couple months ago? I bought her a Navy Blue CardPlayer Large Sport Shirt with a picture of me embroidered on it with mine on.
Everyone in the room started laughing and it was by far the best present I ever gave her. Granted, she probably wasn’t thinking the same thing, but needless to say we all got a good kick out of it. Obviously we like to have fun, so it wasn’t like she was mad or anything. While this is true and the picture was a great addition, the Navy Blue CardPlayer Large Sport Shirt itself is definitely something for everyone.
The design isn’t anything flashy, just a “Card Player” logo on the left side like you would see on a polo shirt. Now, since I do have a substantial amount of these for pretty much each day of the week, my wife is always coming up with freakish ways to make them standout a little more. One day I’ll have to tuck it in, the next leave it un-tucked, the day after where a white long sleeve under it, and by Friday even a hooded sweatshirt underneath.
Okay, so I’m exaggerating a little here. One thing you have to understand is I don’t wear the Navy Blue CardPlayer Large Sport Shirt every single day. I don’t imagine you will either, but when I do wear it around the house it is more comfortable than anything else I own. To be honest I think I am going to give a gift to myself on my birthday addressed from no one that has a picture of Trisha embroidered on it.
This way no one knows where it came from, yet everyone can have a continuous laugh remembering her Play Poker Clothing from me. Then, when I see that she is going to put her Navy Blue CardPlayer Large Sport Shirt on, I can follow suit and look like some cheesy 1950s couple. While our life revolves around enjoying every minute of the day, this shirt has had its benefits at poker games as well. People actually think I was in some big tournament.
The good news about this is when you join a new game no one knows. Unfortunately you eventually have to use some mental tricks and card skills to keep in the game. It’s really too bad I can’t just put the shirt on and have everyone hand over there money. Then again, the way that sounds it’s like I’m going to rob the place. Nope, I’ll just stick to playing poker and plastering big pictures of myself on these Play Poker Clothes for fun.